Obama in Leninland

Everyone remembers the Lewis Carroll story Alice in Wonderland. It is the children's story and Disney movie that has whimsical characters doing kinds of silly things and trying to get Alice to do all kinds of things. There are many things that this story teaches and symbolizes and is subject to lots of interpretation. This kind of literature usually falls into a category called "Literary Nonsense". In my opinion this is the 19th century version of reality TV. Sometimes funny and interesting but largely shallow and predictable in it's unpredictability.

This same predictability is seen in the America-hating world of socialism being created by Obama and his czars. The only problem I have with this is that it isn't a bad dream or bad reality TV show that I can turn off. It is my country and it is being swept from underneath me.

Obama Surrendering America

I am kind of tired of our president going overseas and apologizing for America. I am to the point where nothing this inept college professor does surprises me anymore. He has moved beyond offensive into the realm of extremism. His self-hatred and hatred for America is stunning. Wave the white flag Obama. Wave it tall!

The Definition of Terrorism

Terrorism - the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear.

This is the definition of terrorism found online. Everyone is familiar with the terrorist attack at Ft. Hood Texas. Even though nobody in the media is calling it "terrorism", that is exactly what is was. We as a society are so frightened of offending someone that we are unwilling to protect ourselves and unwilling to call a spade a spade. This piece of human garbage called Nidal Malik Hasan had been exchanging email with radical Al-Qaeda affiliated imams in mosques in the US and in the middle east. He was regularly posting on Islamic extremist web sites and speaking out against US and coalition forces to his colleagues in the US Army. His fellow soldiers actually complained about his comments and extremist ideology he frequently spewed. The NSA, FBI and DIA all knew he was interacting with extremist elements and didn't really do anythign about it.



This guy was a coward and a loser. The only reason he was even at the rank he was had more to do with his race and religion than his actual performance, commitment and job abilities. This guy was undoubtedly promoted because of the affirmative action, diversity focused, politically correct psycho-babble mindset that has infected all branches of the US Armed forces. The Politically Correct gang in the media refuses to call his actions "terrorism" and instead invents lame and pathetic excuses for his behavior. His cowardly cousin spoke on Fox News claiming he had been "discriminated against" and that he was really "a great American". I guess murdering unarmed people in a dark theater while yelling "God is Great" in Arabic constitutes being "a great American" by the standards set by the liberal media in our country. First of all, this guy was a loser and a coward. By all reports he was a poor soldier in all of his duties and was only promoted because of the diversity minded policies and mindset in the officer corps of the US Army. Second point. He planned out his actions and intentionally sought to kill unarmed people. He did this to try and frighten America, it's soldiers and embolden the enemy.

Now the media is saying he probably suffered from "Pre-Traumatic Stress disorder". There is no such thing. This coward never saw combat, had never been deployed anywhere in a combat zone and flunked all of his marksman qualifications and had not fired a weapon in a few years. Hey Liberal media, quit making excuses for this loser. Hey UCMJ, convict this coward and put him in front of a firing squad. We will have a party at my house to celebrate. Anyone and everyone is welcome. We will be wearing combat fatigues and watching Alladin to celebrate. I will personally giggle as this monster is sent to Jahannam [ the lowest plain of hell defined in the Koran].

The Next Weirdo Changes Skin Color for Fun

This is Sammy Sosa last year. Now look at his photo from last weekend.



As you can see his skin is about 50 shades lighter and no there was no photoshop trickery. Is Sammy trying to be the next Michael Jackson? Will we start to see all kinds of nose and lip plastic surgery? Will Sammy get a pet chimp? Will Sammy start inviting pre-pubescent boys to his ranch? Is this a symptom of prior Steroid use?

Mad Breckell and the Mission: Part III

Mad Breckell led us safely into the stadium. we did have several religious insults hurled at us along with multiple offers for alcohol. We were ready for a great game and we knew it was going to be fun. It didn't take long before BYU started kicking the crap out of the Wyoming football team and the fun began.




Cosmo the cougar kept the drunk barrel guy in line.



We met some drunk guys who painted t heir phone numbers on their backs and stuff on the front. One of them was pretty vulgar so I had to put a black box over it. They were pretty drunk but also friendly and funny. I was actually impressed with some of the Wyoming fans.



In the end BYU crushed Wyoming 52 - 0. Wyoming looked really bad and BYU looked really good.

Mad Breckell and the Mission: Part II

We made it to Laramie. It was a little less rowdy than I thought it would be. One of the nice Wyoming fans made me a Bratwurst. His name was Bret and he was a funny old cowboy. He fed me a good jalapeno bratwurst. He offered me a Coors beer a few times. I politely declined.



There were signs all over the stadium and in the town of Laramie warning the students, fans and residents about the dangers of Meth. The sign you see above was seen everywhere. This is pretty much what we expected.

Mad Breckell and the Mission: Part I

As you have read about in the past, we have undertake our mission to cheer on the cougars in one of the most disgusting places on earth: Laramie Wyoming. Myself and 6 other hard-core fans including our leader, Mad Breckell, pulled into Rawlins Wyoming last night. As a way to preserve our strength, and for a few more hours, preserve the dignity of the residents of Laramie, we chose to not sleep in our vehicle outside of a truck stop in Laramie. We stayed 100 miles west in the somewhat-non-scenic town of Rawlins Wyoming. We had a good dinner at Sanford's watching the truck driver school [Boise State] barely win against the football pantheon program of Louisiana Tech. Real football starts with the beat down of the brown cloud in about 5 hours. Wish us luck, going to Laramie is like going to Iraq. Replace the insurgents with drunken cowboys from the hills. Replace the roadside bombs with zip-lock bags filled with urine [I know it is gross but Wyoming fans are known to throw these at BYU fans]. Replace the smell of cordite and gunpowder with the smell of beer and burning meth. With these things around you will know you can only be in one place. War Memorial Stadium, Laramie Wyoming. GO COUGARS!