The Wussification of America

When I was a kid in the 1980's. The action heroes were hardcore real men. There was no shred of femininity or any hint of weakness of any kind. Nowadays an action hero is a pale, weak, effeminate, sensitive creep that looks like he should be in a Cure music video. What in the world has happened?



The wussification of America is just about complete. Where is Rambo now that we need him? When will Dutch show up and save us from an alien threat? Don't hold your breath, it isn't going to happen anytime soon. Modern super heroes don't carry machine guns and knives like the heroes of old, they carry poetry books and sullen vampire faces.



The American male is being neutered and turned into a pansie and pathetic girly-man. What can we do about it? Get yourself a machine-gun, look pissed off and start raging.

Another Christmas Miracle

This disgusting hunk of gristle, protein, sugar and flesh is called delicious by some and nasty by others. The disdain for sweet honey meat is nothing new here. Last week on Christmas Eve, I attended a fun family party at Mad Brekell's home. As the talent show portion of the party ended and the eating portion began, I noticed the satanic aroma of the gristle slowly matastisizing in the oven. This party was attended by 80 people who all knew my great disdain for Satan's Meat. As I moved my way through the food line, a Christmas Miracle occurred. I was handed a small ziplock bag containing a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich! Miracles still happen and secret prayers are answered! Someone knew that I would vomit if forced to eat the gristle and syrupy protein mass. I heard cherubic singing in my head as I ate the delicious sandwich. Thanks Raunt Aenae and Mad Brekell!

Freak of the week Volume: XII

It looks like this guy has some very serious identity issues. Could he be a football player who when fed up with the lack of skill in his being chose to transfer to another school? Could be....

The entitlement generation

Let me start by saying that I have tremendous sympathy for the children caught up in this cycle of entitlement and poverty. The children will suffer and likely perpetuate this cycle of ignorance, poverty and entitlement. Why in the world do we not sterilize perpetual welfare cases like this woman?

He's Back!

This is a blurry photo, but you get the point!

IT Conference Mullet

Attending an IT conference this week and came across the awesome hair you see above. There were several other mullets encountered but I was just not quick enough on the draw with my smart phone. Man, it was awesome! I know the one on the far right is not a mullet, it was an extreme comb-over, nearly as awesome! Thanks to Ott Scolund, T$, The Cressler and Cyler Tarr for their support in working up the courage to snap these photos.

Welcome back to Obamaville!

This photo was taken outside Orlando Florida, not the 3rd world. Hope and change we can believe in! People living in squalor and shanty towns. This is the fulfillment of Obama's borrow and spend stimulus heavy economic policy. Pay attention people, get ready to change course or you and your family may be moving to Obamaville!