Mad Breckell and the Mission: Part III

Mad Breckell led us safely into the stadium. we did have several religious insults hurled at us along with multiple offers for alcohol. We were ready for a great game and we knew it was going to be fun. It didn't take long before BYU started kicking the crap out of the Wyoming football team and the fun began.




Cosmo the cougar kept the drunk barrel guy in line.



We met some drunk guys who painted t heir phone numbers on their backs and stuff on the front. One of them was pretty vulgar so I had to put a black box over it. They were pretty drunk but also friendly and funny. I was actually impressed with some of the Wyoming fans.



In the end BYU crushed Wyoming 52 - 0. Wyoming looked really bad and BYU looked really good.

Mad Breckell and the Mission: Part II

We made it to Laramie. It was a little less rowdy than I thought it would be. One of the nice Wyoming fans made me a Bratwurst. His name was Bret and he was a funny old cowboy. He fed me a good jalapeno bratwurst. He offered me a Coors beer a few times. I politely declined.



There were signs all over the stadium and in the town of Laramie warning the students, fans and residents about the dangers of Meth. The sign you see above was seen everywhere. This is pretty much what we expected.

Mad Breckell and the Mission: Part I

As you have read about in the past, we have undertake our mission to cheer on the cougars in one of the most disgusting places on earth: Laramie Wyoming. Myself and 6 other hard-core fans including our leader, Mad Breckell, pulled into Rawlins Wyoming last night. As a way to preserve our strength, and for a few more hours, preserve the dignity of the residents of Laramie, we chose to not sleep in our vehicle outside of a truck stop in Laramie. We stayed 100 miles west in the somewhat-non-scenic town of Rawlins Wyoming. We had a good dinner at Sanford's watching the truck driver school [Boise State] barely win against the football pantheon program of Louisiana Tech. Real football starts with the beat down of the brown cloud in about 5 hours. Wish us luck, going to Laramie is like going to Iraq. Replace the insurgents with drunken cowboys from the hills. Replace the roadside bombs with zip-lock bags filled with urine [I know it is gross but Wyoming fans are known to throw these at BYU fans]. Replace the smell of cordite and gunpowder with the smell of beer and burning meth. With these things around you will know you can only be in one place. War Memorial Stadium, Laramie Wyoming. GO COUGARS!

Elizabeth Lambert: Biggest Loser!

I will be honest and say that I am not a huge fan or collegiate women's soccer. In fact I can honestly say I have never watched an entire game. I saw these highlights of the poorest sport on the field Elizabeth Lambert. Apparently she was upset because her pathetic team was losing to the BYU cougars. She was throwing cheap shots all night. Notice she always does it from behind and hopefully out of site of the referees. I will also be honest and say I know how competitive sports can be and I have played extremely rough in some games and at times been too aggressive. Never behind someone's back though. I hope she gets thrown off the team. I hope she reads this and when she does she will know that she is a loser and her team lost the game and she is pathetic and a coward.

Traditional Marriage 31, Gay Marriage 0

Last night a ballot initiative in the state of Maine crushed legalizing Gay Marriage in that State. So far in 31 out of 50 states that have held ballot initiatives on legalizing Gay Marriage 31 out 31 states have voted to reject Gay Marriage. Yes that is correct, 100% of states that have put this to a vote have rejected legalizing Gay marriage. The gay rights losers, and I use the word 'loser' because that's what has happened, they have lost EVERY time, are pretty quiet today. I am so sick of hearing these Gay Rights people try and say that if you support traditional marriage between a man and a woman you are somehow 'an extremist' or 'outside of the norm' the reality is, their behavior is outside of the norm and same sex marriage is unacceptable to Americans. How can the disagree with this when they have lost 31 out of 31 times on ballot initiatives to legalize gay marriage? The only states that currently allow same-sex marriage have had those laws created by activist judges and legislatures. In other words, Gay marriage is only legal in a couple states where psychotic, liberal, gender agitators have intimidated judges or lawmakers into allowing it. Every single time Gay marriage has been voted on by the people it has lost, every single time. Of course the liberal media will never mention this fact and will downplay the loss in Maine and elsewhere. One more thing, being Gay IS NOT a civil right and is not a protected class in the bill of rights. I wish these perverts would just get over it and leave the institution of marriage alone.

Best Costume Halloween 2009

Last Friday at work I was walking down the hall and looked into a conference room. What I saw kind of surprised me. I saw Peter Venkman from the movie Ghostbusters. It was pretty amazing. He was at the whiteboard writing just like everything was normal. I thought I would snap a picture.

Bad Criminal Disguises Part I

I have decided to create a new Tent Trash series. This one was inspired by the two fools you see above. From time to time I will highlight criminals who try and disguise their identities but come up with a bad or poorly thought out disguise.

These two losers [Matthew McNelly left, Joey Miller right] decided to rob a house in their hometown of Carroll Iowa. So what did the do? They got a permanent black marker tried to color their faces and then had a few drinks and went to the house where they wanted to rob and steal from. They broke in and made off with some change from a change tray and some frozen pizzas. The guy who lived there called the police and reported them and a description of their car. Sure enough a few minutes later the police pulled them over and found them. I guess they thought the police wouldn't notice the black marker on their face. Their criminal disguises have made them infamously stupid.