Ladies and Gentleman: Meet Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton. His profession: Moonshiner. This guy is probably t he epitome of white trash. The guy lived in the hills of North Carolina making moonshine and got arrested a few times. Eventually he was sentenced to prison time so he locked himself in his shack wit ha truck pumping exhaust through a hose into the shack to suffocate himself. What lessons can we learn from Mr. Popcorn?
1. Brush your teeth and visit a dentist regularly.
2. Shave at least once per decade.
3. The movie "The Deliverance" is not a family reunion.
4. Making whiskey in the woods is illegal.
5. The value of an education is infinite.
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