This is almost too ridiculous to believe. There is a man with a platinum mullet, apparently little or no self-respect, a Ferrari, a guitar and a brazen attitude. He lives in Chicago. If you pay him money, he will pick you up in his Ferrari and drive you around. It only costs $150.00 for a 20 minute ride. He has a website. It is called ferrariguyforhire.com. I hope that this is not real and this is a joke. It appears to be real. Single women, calm down, he looks to be far away from you so don't burn down the internet trying to find his number! I am not sure why his belt is unbuckled or why his silver snake skin boots are pointed out. Nobody is safe with this weirdo on the prowl. Tent Trash, how did you find this website? It was sent to me by a loyal member of the Tent Trash mullet patrol.
This guys would be the champion freak of the week. I have absolutely no words to describe the level of Jerry Springer blood that must flow through this man's veins. Wow. All I can say is WOW!
2 comments:
I can't believe his white jeans didn't warrant a mention in your post. Someone should tell this guy "white jeans died with the 80s bro."
Wait! So I have to drive around with HIM in the car too?! He's paying me the $150, right?
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