Top 10 Ted Kennedy Accomplishments

1. Left Mary Jo Kopechne to drown and called his attorney and his advisers before calling the police the next day.
2. Got kicked out of Harvard for cheating on a Spanish test.
3. Used Daddy's money and influence to get back into Harvard after getting kicked out.
4. Voted to allow illegal aliens to receive social security benefits even if they didn't pay taxes.
5. Voted NO on a constitutional ban of flag burning.
6. Voted NO on a constitutional ban of same sex marriage.
7. Voted YES on allowing sexual orientation to be added to the definition of hate crime victims.
8. Voted NO on banning federal dollars being used for hiring affirmative action employees.
9. Played shuffle board with Orrin Hatch.
10. Lost the presidential nomination that allowed the second worst president to be elected.