New Temple in Draper

Last night I got to go through the Draper Utah LDS Temple. It has not officially opened so it is currently open to the public. We took all the kids and met up with Aunts, an uncle and the Grammy. It was fun. If you are in Utah or will be close before March, here is your chance to go in a real live Mormon temple.....

The priorities of Hussein Obama: The new fifth column.

The new president gave his first official interview yesterday. Who did he give it too? You would probably guess Oprah, the overweight pig-like liberal cheerleader of the left. If not Oprah perhaps CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC or maybe his hometown newspaper. No, all of those are wrong. He gave his first interview to Al-Arabiya, the official Arabic propaganda mouthpiece. What does this mean? You figure it out.

Jimmy Carter: Elderly Statesman or Alzheimers patient?

This former president and senile old man is now claiming that the terrorist organization known as "Hamas" is a good and "benevolent group". He further claims that they "can be trusted". Either Jimmy Carter is suffering from Alzheimers Disease, he is completely insane or he is just a fool. All three of these options are viable. I guess we will never really know what he is talking about because two minutes after he ends a speech he literally has no idea what he was talking about either. So my final question is: Why does anyone pay attention to this Alzheimers patient?



Above you will see a photo of some of the "benevolent" and "trustworthy" freinds of Jimmy Carter.

Beware Evil Ones: Dr. Deseret will get you!

Back in 1991 Marvel Comics introduced a new heroine by the name of "Dr. Deseret". Her official home page can be found here. This seems utterly bizarre. She is the "Official Heroine of the State of Deseret". The official page lists here special powers and abilities as: Ninja-trained fighter with physical and sensory enhancements through drugs. Holy cow. Whoever created this superhero really did not understand Utah or had it in for the people here. This Androgynous superhero kind of scares me even though she isn't real.

I have created a new campaign poster that I will use to inspire "change" and "hope". I hope you like it. I am now officially, as qualified as our new president. now all I need are the crooked former Clinton cabinet members with socialist leanings in my cabinet and I will be ready for Change.

The Two Emmanuels

The new president's chief of staff is named Rahm Emmanuel. He was involved with the crooked Governor of Illinois and drew a lot of attention to himself a month or so ago. He looked really familiar. I just figured out why he looked familiar.....



Could they be the same people? Interesting theory... Any opinions?

The Legacy of Obama

After Obama's inauguration you can see what the clean, considerate and law abiding citizens who attended left behind. Just like Obama's soon-to-be exposed legacy, so too is the mess left behind by the worshipers of the Obamessiah. The fields of the national mall were cluttered with thousands of pounds of rubbish and human waste. According to DC residents and commuters the stench was nearly unbearable. So too will the legacy of Obama.....

When white will embrace what is right......

Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around ... when yellow will be mellow ... when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen.

This is the closing part of the Reverend Joseph E. Lowery's benediction at the President's inauguration. Thankfully I did not have the misfortune of seeing or hearing this despicable "prayer". I believe it is disgusting and hateful. Kind of sad really. I will refrain from commenting on it too much. I believe it speaks for itself. Essentially the good Reverend is saying "Blacks, browns, red and yellows" are oppressed by the evil, mean, greedy white man, and of course, hopefully, that evil mean and greedy white man can do what is right. I am deeply offended by this so-called "Reverend's" prayer. Had similar remarks been made by a white person, they would have immediately been decried and vilified as "racist" and "mean-spirited". The media would be going berserk. Since this elderly "Reverend" is an African-American: No problem. Here we see the great hypocrisy, stupidity and ignorance of the American Left. Ladies and Gentlemen: Welcome to the Obama Nation!

Statue of Stupidity

Yesterday a businessman in Fairbanks Alaska unveiled an 8.5 foot statue of Al Gore. The author and promulgator of the biggest pseudo-scientific fraud ever: Man Caused Global Warming. Yes this statue to Al Gore is on a street corner in a city that is experiencing the coldest weather in over a decade. Al Gore has been relatively silent about his little money making project called "Global Warming" for quite some time. When will the rest of the world realize that Al Gore is a complete moron and pseudo-science profiteer?

Al-Qaeda vs. The Plague

Apparently a few of the training camps where Al-Qaeda trains and brainwashes their followers has mysteriously wound up with outbreaks of the plague in them. What a great thing for the warriors of Islam. I wonder if they think a suicide vest or IED attack can stop The Plague? It is funny that the same epidemic that wiped out huge swaths of Europe is now wiping out Osama's training camps. Although the plague was thought to be eradicated, someone found a way to infect the people there. Good for the CIA or whoever infected the scum in these camps.

I am pretty sure that the Plague will win this battle. You can read a news story about this here.

Great Depression Version 2.0

The Great Depression Version 2.0 Coming To An Area Near You!

It won't be long before you will be taking a wheelbarrow full hundred dollar bills to go buy yourself a loaf of bread. In fact you probably would find it cheaper to burn your money for heat and energy then buying from an electric and gas company. This happened once before, in the Wiemar Republic Germany post WWI right before Hitler took over. Granted we had the great depression but it was not nearly as bad as other places because our money was worth something. Being backed by gold you could have an actual fixed amount that your money is worth. Now as we bail out the companies who failed and entering an election where both candidates propose close to a trillion dollars of extra spending, a year! We just keep printing money and printing money and printing more money, we will continue to do until the dollar isn't worth the cloth that it is printed on. This will lead to a complete stock market crash. Then when it takes 1,000 dollars for a loaf of bread we can't spend money. Inflation will rise and rise, while we lose more and more jobs. Then Americans will stop buying everything from gas to food to toys and clothes. That will put the rest of the world into a mess we created. So what can we do? Frankly you let the markets correct, you have too. We tried the bail out, while I hope it works most doubt it even will slow down the fall. We can't spend anymore money on this. If a company fails it dies, because free market capitalism is like evolution; only the strong survive. We can't keep propping these companies up. If I start a lemonade stand, I employ 3 people making lemonade and make decent money, then I make business decisions that cause my business to fail, I go broke, I am no longer able to employ the workers and I go on and do something else. Uncle Sam is not there to give me free money or loans to make more bad business decisions. Worse, Uncle Sam is printing money out of thin air to pay these loans. This mess is the fault of both republicans and democrats as well as the past several administrations. essentially, the crooks in our government are bailing out their friends in industry. Sad.

Extreme Rant: Tent Trash Edition Volume I

There have been a few things that have really been bothering me lately. Well, bothering me to the point where I have to stop worrying about it because it makes me extremely angry. Angry to the point of fury. In fact, I have no way to talk about these things in socially acceptable terms. So it is probably better that I get them off of my chest in writing. If you are a Politically Correct person who is easily offended or someone who buys into the whole Leftist scam of the mental disorder called "Liberalism", you better stop reading now.

Liberalism is absolutely destroying not only our country, but our entire world. And if unchecked our entire existence as we know it. Wow, some of you may be thinking, Tent Trash was nuts but he is really losing it now. Maybe.

According to the pro-socialist, morally bankrupt scum who are running our country, it is just fine to murder innocent unborn children under the guise of "choice". While it is considered "close minded" and "old-fashioned" to live a chaste and virtuous life. Similarly as mind blowing is the labeling of religious people who support marriage as being defined as "one man and one woman" as "right-wing wackos" and "hate mongers". I cannot accept that the majority of people in our country accept Homosexual marriage as a legal and valid form of Matrimony. The values and ideals I hold dear are currently labeled "old fashioned", "so 19th century" and "hateful". That is fine with me. I have absolutely no problem with that. The part that gets me really fired up is the fact that the vile communist perverts running the main stream media portray my beliefs as only being shared by a very small minority when I know for a fact that the majority of Americans feel the same way I do. I will refrain from commenting on the nation destroying disease called illegal immigration until another day. I will just say that it is a real problem and nobody is doing anything about it.

What do Palestinians teach their children?

Suicide bombing with explosive belts......



How to use weapons........................



Proper handling of Assault Rifles.........



How to celebrate murdered civilians [Photo taken in Gaza the evening of September 11th 2001]


As you can probably see I have very little sympathy for the Palestinians in their present conflict against Israel.

Gran Torino Wagon with 'Special' Modifications

When I was a kid our family drove a wagon exactly like the one you see above. It was a huge piece of metal that burned a lot of gas and hauled a lot of kids around. My dad, being the consummate engineer, inventor and tinkering man, followed the lead of Han Solo and the Millennium Falcon and made some 'Special Modifications' to our family vehicle. At the time we lived in Alaska. This was in the 1970s and gas was scarce and there were long distances between gas fill-ups and sometimes gas stations. My dad installed a second gas tank in the vehicle. It had a tank on either side and could hold well over 40 gallons of fuel. He also installed a second heater in the far back part of the wagon so the kids piled in the back could stay warm. I remember riding to primary back when it was during the week instead of Sunday. I remember being glad that heater was back there.

My family drove this huge vehicle when we lived in Arizona and it made it across the country to Virginia where it met it's demise in a T-Bone accident. This huge wagon was still drivable even after being hit broadside at 45 mph. This machine was not pretty and was not a sleek vehicle. It was made of thick heavy metal and was designed to haul kids and be safe. Ford did its job.

Michael Jackson's hair on fire! Accident? I think not!

This propaganda film tries to write off the gloved one's burning Jerry-Curl as some kind of prop or stage accident. It was really an attempt on his life made by the former owner of his pet chimp Bubbles.

Freak of the Week - Volume VII

This is David Zurfluh of Stettler, Alberta Canada literally ate his shorts to help him evade getting a drunk driving ticket. If you read the newspaper account below it indicates he ripped the crotch portion of his underpants out and ate them to help absorb alcohol. In court he was acquitted of the charge. I can honestly say this is one of the stranger winners of the Freak of the Week award. I really have nothing to add except that this is a weird guy.

The worst Mormon movie ever made

OK folks. Some of you may be offended by this post. If you are a fan of the Mormon musical / movie called Saturday's warrior, just close your web browser right now. I am about to say what has to be said. What most people who have had the sad misfortune of having to sit through this film already know. Saturday's Warrior is the worst piece of film making ever to come out of the Mormon Genre of films. It isn't even close.

The plot of this film is doctrinally incorrect with Mormon teachings and doctrine about the pre-existence and the process by which children get to earth. In fact it borders on heresy. The production quality of the film is pretty bad too. It looks like someone broke out a VHS camcorder. Remember the old kind that you held on your shoulder like a bazooka? I envision a guy with tight toughskin jeans and a bad haircut with big thick square glasses filming some people dancing in a stake roadshow. How anyone enjoys this poorly made, poorly written and even more poorly filmed movie is beyond me. Discuss.

More Global Warming?

Remember all of the fear and end-of-times talk by the inventor of the internet? Yes, Al Gore. Remember his movie that claimed the ice caps were melting and would soon be gone causing calamity and mass-extinctions, disappearing islands, dead polar bears and even worse, more people like Al Gore. Well, those who do not believe in the new religion of "Climate Change" are not surprised by the report that came out yesterday from the University of Illinois' Arctic Climate Research Center showing that the Polar ice caps are at the same level as they were in 1979 and that this past year had seen a resurgence in sea ice and the arctic ice cap. As well why has Al Gore failed to comment on the fact that for the 10th straight year the global sea and land temperatures are actually down from their average? Al Gore, you are a Moron!

A Ponzi Scheme or Social Security?

Is the Social Security program a Ponzi scheme? Well yes, it is by definition. If you read the definition of a Ponzi or Pyramid scheme it says:

"A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to investors out of the money paid by subsequent investors rather than from profit."

Since the Social Security program is not earning interest and is paying out far more money than it is bringing in, and relies on current "investors" or taxpayers, it by definition is an unsustainable investment fund. Just like a Ponzi or Pyramid scheme. It is amazing to me that illegal aliens, able bodied "disabled" people all receive benefits from the Social Security fund. It is my opinion that the social security program is a giant Ponzi scheme and perhaps one of the most fraudulent and poorly managed government programs in the history of the world.

I am sorry to say that this post isn't really making me laugh because it is so pathetic of the federal government and our current and former lawmakers who have put the taxpayers in such a terrible position. Charles Ponzi would be very proud of Uncle Sam.

Redneck Football Teams

Redneck Football teams are alive and well. There are three hill-billy teams out west. They are as you can see from their logos with their fans: The Utah State Aggies also known as "The herd". The Boise State Cowboys and of course the University of Wyoming Cowboys, also sometimes called "The Brown Cloud". These football teams attract the most low-class breed of inbred fans. Of course, in my role of Grand Emperor of Tent-trashdom I must study these groups of fans and I seek to uncover what makes them who they are and more importantly discover how to eliminate their errant ways.

2009 Top 10 Wish List

1. Health, prosperity and good fortune to all my family, friends and neighbors.

2. Osama Bin Laden's head on a pole.

3. Economic recovery in some form that does not include socialist policies and practices.

4. The BYU football team playing to its full potential and not being unprepared against mediocre teams.

5. A win against Wake Forrest in BYU basketball tomorrow. Please please please!

6. The defeat of Hamas in the Gaza strip, including the cessation of rocket attacks against Israeli civilians.

7. Obama King not revoking my 2nd amendment privileges.

8. Michale Jackson becoming incarcerated and freeing the world from his oppressive and diabolical schemes.

9. The formation of a viable 3rd party in American Politics that represents true conservative principles.

10. A top 3 performance in either the Spudman, Shark Attack, Ice breaker or Jordanelle triathlons.