2009 Salem Triathlon

I competed in the 2009 Salem Spring triathlon. When I was setting up my gear in the transition area some guy says to me: "Dude, are you a Menudo fan?". I said, "NO, I am not a Menudo fan". Then he said: "Well, while do you have a Menudo picture on your bike?" I discovered that one of the pranksters at my office had some fun with my bike friday. Paybacks will be fun.

This was the first time I ran in this race. It was a great race, a great venue and wonderful weather. The swim was uneventful until the last 200 yards when I got too close to someone who kicked me in the face. My nose started bleeding pretty badly and the safety guys on the wave runners made me get on the wave runner and be rescued. This was frustrating. They told me the race was over for me. I ignored them and ran into the transition area and hopped on my bike. The bike circuit is two laps. It starts with a quick downhill and then a short, pretty steep climb. This was followed by slow turns on country roads. I passed a lot of people. It was a fun bike ride. The run course is very similar to the bike course. At this point it was really heating up and there was little or no shade on the course. With a mile to go I caught up to a guy who looked a lot like Bronco Mendenhall. I smiled and said: "Go Cougars" and ran by. He smiled back. Next I passed Chad Lewis, former Philadelphia Eagle and BYU tight end. I finished shortly thereafter and headed home. it was a great venue and race. I will definitely do this one next year.

The World Turned Upside-Down

We live in a scary, messed up world. The American dollar used to be the standard. It is now a joke. The family used to be the bedrock of society, one man and one woman. Now with the perverted degenerate factions in our society trying to allow same-sex marriage and the high divorce rate because of selfishness, marriage is rarely a thing that is counted on. America used to be a beacon of freedom and help, now it is a limp-wristed affirmative action, apologetic, European-like state. The American military and foreign policy machine used to speak softly and carry a big stick. Now we are intimidated and show inaction and weakness to impotent dictatorships like North Korea, Iran and Venezuela. The Republican party is a failed, democrat-copy-cat party. Our congress, senate and presidency are rife with corruption, greed and inaction. It used to be that people saved money before they bought things, now with people buying homes they can't afford they look to Uncle Sam and his bailouts as their beacon of hope. We live in a world where if you beat up a gay man you get the "hate crime" book thrown at you, but when a gay person burns down a Mormon church the "hate crime" book stays shut.

Question:What kind of a place and society have we become?

Answer: A time like Isaiah saw in ancient times where people called evil good and good evil.

Have No Fear!

Show your disdain for business up front and a party in the back! I found this awesome T-shirt online and I am going to buy one for myself and my entire family, extended family and even my neighbor. The mullet is more than a hideous haircut, it is a state of mind, a state of being and worst of all, an attitude. This T-shirt should communicate to all mullets that you do not want them or he trailer-park lifestyle and state of mind anywhere near you.

Fake Gold teeth?

Anybody want a fake gold tooth with a money sign on it? Who would actually buy something like this and wear it? This is absolutely hysterical. Does anyone know where I can buy one of these?

Mexican Unabrow

I had lunch this afternoon at the Red Iguana Restaurant on North Temple in Downtown SLC. I took this photograph in the back of the restaurant. Notice the Unabrow. I have absolutely no idea why anyone would think that this is a beautiful woman. I am not sure why the artist chose to use monkeys in the painting either. Are the monkeys any less hairy than the woman's face?

Empathy?

The president of the United States is about to replace a member of the Supreme Court. When asked what criteria he would use to decide who his replacement would be he responded: "Empathy". I would like to define for the Tent Trash reader what BHO is talking about when he says: "empathy". His "empathy" means allowing legal slaughter of unborn children. His "empathy" means prosecuting CIA agents and other intelligence professionals for interrogating terrorists. His "empathy" includes giving every terrorist murderer at Guantanamo Bay a luxury suite and free everything.

Pastor James Manning

This is one of the best sermons I have ever heard. Fantastic!

Good Riddance!

Spoiled rich boy and poopy-pants crybaby John Huntsman Jr. is joining the Obama administration as an ambassador and will leave Utah for a long time. THIS IS GREAT NEWS! Huntsman has been a terrible governor and represents everything that is wrong with the state. Some of the "accomplishments" of this terrible governor include:

1. Trying to get rid of the sex offender registry.
2. Encouraging more illegal immigrants to come to Utah.
3. Trying to legalize gay marriage in Utah.
4. Signing Global warming legislation with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
5. Pissing away water rights to California for no reason.


Bye Smilin John, we will not miss you. Have fun with your new master Barack Hussein Obama.

California is a state of Gerbil hate!

Gerbils are illegal in California. This is because the lunatic politicians in California are concerned that if Gerbils get loose and reproduce in the wild, they may become a "nuisance" and "burden" on society.





I guess illegal immigrants are not a "burden" on or a "nuisance" to society. Even though they use huge amounts tax funded resources but usually pay no taxes, I guess they are not a "nuisance" or "burden" on the public. Perhaps California should outlaw illegal immigrants and allow Gerbils?

A Real Preacher!

OK. I am going to break it down for you. If I were not a Mormon, I would belong to this preacher's church. His name is James David Manning. He is the lead Pastor at the ATLAH ministries church. He is a hero of mine. This guy is hardcore. He is a conservative black man in Harlem. He rails against Obama, Oprah and all thing Liberal. Of course he is hated by the liberal establishment and castigated by most other welfare driven black churches. Here are some of the things he preaches:

1. Affirmative Action is racism.
2. Illegal immigrants should go back where they came from.
3. Obama is the following: "an emissary of the devil", "a long legged mack daddy", "a good house negro" and my personal favorite "a man who walks with cadence of an Islamic person".
4. Oprah Winfrey is just like "the whore of Babylon".

Al Gore's new Opera

Presently the "La Scala" opera house in Milan Italy is working on an Opera version of Al Gore's fantasy, fiction movie "An Inconvenient Truth" which sells the "Global Warming" myth to the world. This will be for sure, the worst opera ever made. This unique mix of fantasy, liberalism, repulsive stupidity and pretend science will debut in May of 2011. Everyone get your tickets ready.

England: A fallen state

The photo you see above was taken of a younger stupider Tent Trash in 1996 the last time I visited the once great, proud, cultured and enriched country of England that has sunk to a new low. This once interesting state has devolved into a degenerated welfare, hyper-politically correct failed social experiment. England used to be a wonderful country full of class, education, a powerful military and a principled government. In recent years however this country has invited hordes of immigrants from every smarmy third world country in south Asia. There is no longer any sort of "National Identity" in England. The thought police from George Orwell's book 1984 are alive and well. In fact they are basically running the country.




The disgusting woman you see above is named Jacqui Smith. This woman bears a strong resemblance to Janet Reno and Janet Napolitano. In true form to the tradition of liberal mannish women, Jacqui Smith, the Home Minister of England created a black list of people unwelcome to enter the Fallen Kingdom [England]. On this list were several convicted murderers and racists. Also on this list was a right-wing American talk-show host, Michael Savage. His crime: Having opinions contrary to hers. Her stupidity and sense of hyper political correctness are proving to be her undoing. A recent national poll found that nearly 80% of Britons felt that Jacqui Smith was "completely out of touch" with most Britons.

Al Gore: Unicorn Hunter

Al Gore is on a mission! Hunting Unicorns. This worthwhile pastime is almost as believable as his present money and fame making hobby called evangelizing Global Warming. Hey Al, have you caught any Unicorns recently?

The Tent Trash Enforcer

The photo you see above was taken at a remote Trent Trash training camp perched to the south of my training camp. You can see the Enforcer in the photograph means business. I dare you to mess with him. He is holding a Barrett M82A1. This is a .50 caliber semi-automatic rifle. It has an effective range of 1.25 miles. That's correct, miles. The round has devastating kinetic energy when it hits something. Imagine a piece of lead that weighs 1/4 pound traveling faster than the speed of sound hitting something. It isn't pretty. This weapon can inflict devastating damage to anyone or anything up to 1.25 miles out. Just remember this next time you talk about taking down the Tent Trash nation!