Tent Trash visit to LOST beach

This is a screen grab from teh TV show LOST. Below is one I took this afternoon.




This place is on the North Shore of Oahu. It is really, really pretty here. This place is called "Police Beach" by the locals and Papailoa Beach on the map. It had a lot of rock and probably would be a very bad place to swim. The actual location where the TV series filmed the Beach area with all of the shelters made from tarps, driftwood and debris from the airplane crash is guarded 24 /7 by security guards. You can see it behind the orange fencing. You can see an exact location here.



We walked up to the fencing and the security guard was friendly and let us take some pictures. You can see some of the crude structures made for the show below.



We also found the "church" made by the character Mr. Ecko. Here is the exact Lat and Long. He made it in the series just before he died. It was actually out close to the water.



Below you see the tree and small area where the castaways launched their homemade boat.



It was a fun visit. I really enjoyed it. The second funnest part was the guy we saw as we walked in. Can you guess what hair style he had? That's right he was wearing a mullet. Hawaiian style. He also looked like he was a plumber by profession. He had the "business up front Luau in the back". It was awesome!

Hawaiian Mullet Hunt: Operation 'Hang-Loose'

So we really wanted to explore the inner-workings of the mullet culture here in the islands. We were really confused about where to look for this somewhat reclusive creature. We have only seen one trailer park so far near Honolulu and I couldn't remember where it was and Google Maps couldn't find it either. We went to the next best place to find mullets, The Swap Meet. Every Saturday there is a huge swap meet at Aloha Stadium. You can see a picture above. At first I became discouraged, then I decided to try harder to fit in with the locals. I found an "Agua de Coco" and a Tupac T-shirt.



Not five minutes after discovering this Tupac shirt I encountered the mullet you see below.



Notice the smooth plumage and old-school Oakley sunglasses and the wanna-be police officer mustache. This guy was getting wild and crazy by the women hand-bags table. He got a little aggressive and I had to keep my distance. It was a little scary. I bought some hand-carved souvenirs and made sure my wife was safe. Next we got in the car and went to a place called "Killer Tacos".

New Mullet Discovery

I asked for help naming the mullets that live here in Hawaii. The Tent Trash nation has responded. Here are the current names people have come up with.

1. The "Hang Loose" by Rye Know Hob Son.
2. The "Business up front Luau out back" by Adam.
3. The "Samullet" by the Brother of Tent Trash.

Who else has any ideas? Come on people.... The winner gets a wiki-idol from the Aloha stadium swap meet.

LOST and Tent Trash

I am a big fan of the TV show LOST. I admit it. I really like it and I have seen every episode. I have even spent huge amounts of time trying to figure out the meanings of the different things in the episodes. Sunday my wife and I are going to visit the beach were some of it was filmed. It is called Papa'iloa. Pictures soon. I am really excited.

The Nightmare is finally over....

A talented yet deranged and perverted man is gone. He was successful and talented. I am sorry to say that his face after multitudes of plastic surgeries frightened more people in recent years than his music did. Whether it was his scary interviews, dangling his children over balconies or his many court cases against young boys, he was a scary person. Only one question remains: "Where is Bubbles now?"

Tent Trash: Hawaii Edition

Aloha. See, I am into diversity! The photo above was taken an hour ago from my hotel window. We are staying here for one night and then heading to Laie tomorrow. We are on a secret ninja mission to celebrate my wife' stunning achievement of putting up with me for 10 years! Yes, this herculean feat of skill, massive patience, ultimate pity, unconditional sympathy has lasted 10 years on her part. As most readers will agree, she deserves something wonderful. I decided to take her to Hawaii for a week. The ever-vigilant mullet patrol spotted several Polynesian-variants of the mullet within minutes of touching down in Honolulu. What is a Hawaiian mullet called? I have not decided yet. I will be sure and post the name when I come up with it or one of them punches me. Whichever comes first. It is very beautiful here. I was surprised to see several homeless people and a kind of homeless tent city on a canal on the way in to town. I would feel right at home in the homeless tent city. Besides the mullets and the homeless tent city, this place is actually amazingly beautiful. It reminds me of Recife and Olinda Brazil.



Anyhow, I really need help knowing what to call mullets found on the Hawaiian Islands. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

If I were a Black Man......

If I were a black man, I would look like the guy you see above. A friend at work told me this photo was the "Black Tent Trash". I am not sure why he said that but who cares. I thought it would make an interesting post.

If I were a black man, I would be offended by Affirmative Action. This flawed policy says I should get a job, promotion or college entrance because of my race instead of my intelligence, skills, competence, etc. If I were a black man I would be deeply offended and opposed to this discriminatory practice.

If I were a black man, I would be offended by the hollow scam artist black leaders like Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, Barack Obama and Al Sharpton. These men for the most part complain about the position of black people and have offered little alternatives and never call for responsibility and or self-respect, they want to blame everybody else for all of their problems. It is actually kind of sad and pathetic in my opinion.

If I were a black man, I would listen to real black men like Bill Cosby, Pastor James Manning, Colin Powell, Jesse Lee Peterson and other black leaders who call for responsibility, integrity and personal accountability. I deeply respect these men.

If I were a black man, I would reject all of the continued complaining and name calling over slavery. Slavery has been gone for 150 years. It was wrong and should never be repeated but it is over with. It does not exist anymore. There is nobody alive who was a slave or even had parents who were slaves. I just don't get why people can't move on.

If I were a black man I would be annoyed by politically correct white people who walk around black people on eggshells saying ridiculous things like "person of color" and "person of African descent" and similar PC statements. Why not call a black person a "person" or an "American". I think some of the ridiculous PC stuff actually hurts race relations.

If I were a black man, I would be absolutely appalled and disgusted with other men in the black community who abandon their wife and children and who father children out of wedlock. This is one of the biggest problems in the black community. Institutional and generational child and spouse neglect.

If I were a black man, I would want to be treated the exact same way as any other person. Nothing more, nothing less.

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There are no words to describe the abuse this child is receiving at the hands of his negligent trailer park parents. Any parent who forces a child to have the haircut you see above should go to prison.

Mullet + Ferrari + Guitar = White Trash

This is almost too ridiculous to believe. There is a man with a platinum mullet, apparently little or no self-respect, a Ferrari, a guitar and a brazen attitude. He lives in Chicago. If you pay him money, he will pick you up in his Ferrari and drive you around. It only costs $150.00 for a 20 minute ride. He has a website. It is called ferrariguyforhire.com. I hope that this is not real and this is a joke. It appears to be real. Single women, calm down, he looks to be far away from you so don't burn down the internet trying to find his number! I am not sure why his belt is unbuckled or why his silver snake skin boots are pointed out. Nobody is safe with this weirdo on the prowl. Tent Trash, how did you find this website? It was sent to me by a loyal member of the Tent Trash mullet patrol.



This guys would be the champion freak of the week. I have absolutely no words to describe the level of Jerry Springer blood that must flow through this man's veins. Wow. All I can say is WOW!

Environmentalists: Modern day Snake Oil salesmen.

I am a believer is common sense environmentalism. I do not believe corporations should dump toxic chemicals into our nations reservoirs where we get our drinking water. I do not believe we should dump trash on the side of the road. I do not believe we should practice exploitation of the environment. I believe is stable smart, well-reasoned conservation. The environmentalist extremists who have essentially taken over the environmentalist or "green" movement have stepped up their indoctrination and propaganda war with the new religion of "Global Warming" and "Climate Change". The leader or prophet of this movement is Al Gore. Yes the same guy who claimed to have invented the internet. When you think of Al Gore think of him as the modern day David Koresh of the Green movement. What is this you say Tent Trash? Global warming is not real? Have you not watched the news Tent Trash? Don't you believe Al Gore? Don't you believe the "weather models" made by the UN? No, I do not believe humans are causing the climate to change. I believe Al Gore is a dishonest opportunist who sees opportunity to make money and grab attention and prestige. Most thinking people who are not hypnotized by Obama's messianic cult-like following see through the smoke screen of junk-science, half-truths and Al Gore's internet creation assertions that compromise the "proof" and "scientific-consensus" for "Global Warming" and "Climate Change". But Tent Trash, I saw a show on TV with A scientist and he said "Global Warming is real and it will kill everyone". Yes, I am sure you did but for every scientist the left digs up out of the sewer to claim "Global Warming" is real, there is another equally reputable scientist who says it is not real. I have some common sense questions that nobody has been able to answer yet. Please see them below:

1. If the weather man can only predict tomorrows weather with 80% confidence, the weather in 3 days with 50% confidence and next weeks weather with 20% confidence, why should I believe Al Gore when he claims that the temperature will rise by 1 degree in the next 10 years?

2. Even if there were indisputable proof that the worlds temperatures are rising [which there is not, in fact the opposite is true] how can we possibly believe that humans are causing it?

3. Why are environmentalists so afraid of nuclear power? It has proven many times over to be cheaper, safer and far more eco-friendly than any other sustainable option.


I suspect these questions are unanswerable by the psychotic followers of the new religion called "Global Warming" or "Climate Change".

Japanese Nerd Alert!

So a bunch of really nerdy people in Tokyo Japan have built a "life size" mega robot. Apparently there is a show about this giant robot warrior named Gundam. I am certain nerds across Japan will be flocking to this statue. What for? I have no idea. This is a shrine to all nerdiness. This religious pilgrimage to the Gundam nerd shrine will push more awkward Japanese men even farther from dating, let alone marriage and closer to 12-sided dice and comic book collecting well into their 40s. I just don't understand.

My new favorite Lamanite Album

My sister sent me a photo of this record. I must state that this record is without any question, one of the most awesome representations of Lamanite / Native American culture I have ever seen. Some longtime readers may remember my attempt to be sensitive to Indian needs in this post. This was my attempt to understand the generations of drinking, laziness and diabetes suffered by the Lamanite people. Others may remember my post about traditional Lamanite buildings. This Album cover is simply amazing! The authentic Lamanite costumes and the tassels along with the feathers are absolutely stunning! I can almost smell the firewater and fresh ink on the welfare checks! I love it! Now, the only thing left is to try and speculate on what the names of the songs are on the Album! Here are some of my guesses:

1. Ode to the Redman.
2. Long road to the Casino.
3. Trail of beers.
4. Free check, free school no tomahawk fool.
5. Firewater and your daughter.
6. Ever seen snow Navajo-Joe?
7. Small Pox, Tall Fox who has the blanket?

Who else has any ideas?

Freak of the Week: Volume X

Ladies and Gentleman: Meet Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton. His profession: Moonshiner. This guy is probably t he epitome of white trash. The guy lived in the hills of North Carolina making moonshine and got arrested a few times. Eventually he was sentenced to prison time so he locked himself in his shack wit ha truck pumping exhaust through a hose into the shack to suffocate himself. What lessons can we learn from Mr. Popcorn?


1. Brush your teeth and visit a dentist regularly.
2. Shave at least once per decade.
3. The movie "The Deliverance" is not a family reunion.
4. Making whiskey in the woods is illegal.
5. The value of an education is infinite.

The Official language of the Obama Administration

The official language of the Obama Administration is Newspeak. This may be an unknown language but it was invented to help despots and tyrants further indoctrinate its mindless followers. Obama and his mindless followers will soon be passing out books and fliers to teach us the official language of Obama. There will of course be an Ebonics to Newspeak translation dictionary.

Show them your card Obama!

Obama can do whatever he wants whenever he wants. he has a card he pulls out and shows people. This card has helped him get into any school he wanted and get him to be the president of the USA with no real job experience anywhere. Obama, show everyone your card and the moronic, stupid, bleeding heart American electorate will bow down and let you steal our country, freedoms and way of life out from underneath us.

Tent Trash P.I.

Last week at work I was mocking someone who was wearing a mustache. Somebody heard this mockery and got my employee ID and fixed it up for me. I guess looking like Magnum P.I. Isn't all that bad? You decide......