Green Salad with fruit removes manhood.

I am going to state the obvious for all who have not realized it yet. Fruit on green salads is disgusting and is sure to cause the complete and total loss of any manhood found in the body of any male that eats this sort of food. You can call it close-minded. I will call it truth. Some things were surely invented by the feminists of the late 1960's and early 1970's to weaken the resolve of men everywhere. Yes, this nasty concoction has surely weakened the collective manhood of the entire world. My co-workers tried to trick me into eating this. Too bad for them, it DID NOT WORK!