This disgusting hunk of gristle, protein, sugar and flesh is called delicious by some and nasty by others. The disdain for sweet honey meat is nothing new here. Last week on Christmas Eve, I attended a fun family party at Mad Brekell's home. As the talent show portion of the party ended and the eating portion began, I noticed the satanic aroma of the gristle slowly matastisizing in the oven. This party was attended by 80 people who all knew my great disdain for Satan's Meat. As I moved my way through the food line, a Christmas Miracle occurred. I was handed a small ziplock bag containing a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich! Miracles still happen and secret prayers are answered! Someone knew that I would vomit if forced to eat the gristle and syrupy protein mass. I heard cherubic singing in my head as I ate the delicious sandwich. Thanks Raunt Aenae and Mad Brekell!
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