Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Wussification of America



When I was a kid in the 1980's. The action heroes were hardcore real men. There was no shred of femininity or any hint of weakness of any kind. Nowadays an action hero is a pale, weak, effeminate, sensitive creep that looks like he should be in a Cure music video. What in the world has happened?



The wussification of America is just about complete. Where is Rambo now that we need him? When will Dutch show up and save us from an alien threat? Don't hold your breath, it isn't going to happen anytime soon. Modern super heroes don't carry machine guns and knives like the heroes of old, they carry poetry books and sullen vampire faces.



The American male is being neutered and turned into a pansie and pathetic girly-man. What can we do about it? Get yourself a machine-gun, look pissed off and start raging.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Another Christmas Miracle



This disgusting hunk of gristle, protein, sugar and flesh is called delicious by some and nasty by others. The disdain for sweet honey meat is nothing new here. Last week on Christmas Eve, I attended a fun family party at Mad Brekell's home. As the talent show portion of the party ended and the eating portion began, I noticed the satanic aroma of the gristle slowly matastisizing in the oven. This party was attended by 80 people who all knew my great disdain for Satan's Meat. As I moved my way through the food line, a Christmas Miracle occurred. I was handed a small ziplock bag containing a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich! Miracles still happen and secret prayers are answered! Someone knew that I would vomit if forced to eat the gristle and syrupy protein mass. I heard cherubic singing in my head as I ate the delicious sandwich. Thanks Raunt Aenae and Mad Brekell!

Monday, December 5, 2011

Freak of the week Volume: XII



It looks like this guy has some very serious identity issues. Could he be a football player who when fed up with the lack of skill in his being chose to transfer to another school? Could be....

Thursday, December 1, 2011

The entitlement generation





Let me start by saying that I have tremendous sympathy for the children caught up in this cycle of entitlement and poverty. The children will suffer and likely perpetuate this cycle of ignorance, poverty and entitlement. Why in the world do we not sterilize perpetual welfare cases like this woman?